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Weather forecast at the "P" compound in Maryland…

 

* ACCUMULATIONS…STORM TOTAL ACCUMULATIONS OF 16 TO 24 INCHES.

* TIMING…SNOW WILL BEGIN FRIDAY MID-MORNING…AND WILL CONTINUE THROUGH SATURDAY EVENING. CONDITIONS WILL DETERIORATE RAPIDLY FRIDAY AFTERNOON…WITH HEAVIEST SNOWFALL OCCURRING BETWEEN SUNSET FRIDAY TO SUNRISE SATURDAY. THE MOST HAZARDOUS WINTER WEATHER CONDITIONS WILL OCCUR FRIDAY NIGHT.

* VISIBILITIES…THE COMBINATION OF HEAVY SNOW AND STRONG WINDS WILL REDUCE VISIBILITIES TO BELOW ONE-QUARTER MILE…PRODUCING NEAR-BLIZZARD CONDITIONS FRIDAY NIGHT AND SATURDAY MORNING.

* TEMPERATURES…HIGHS IN THE LOWER 30S FRIDAY. TEMPERATURES WILL BE IN THE UPPER 20S FRIDAY NIGHT AND SATURDAY.

* WINDS…BECOMING NORTHEAST 15 TO 25 MPH FRIDAY WITH GUSTS UP TO 35 MPH FRIDAY NIGHT AND SATURDAY.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS…

CONDITIONS IN THIS STORM ARE EXPECTED TO BE COMPARABLE TO THOSE IN THE STORM OF 19 DECEMBER. PLAN FOR SUBSTANTIAL DISRUPTIONS TO TRAVEL FRIDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH THE WEEKEND.

A WINTER STORM WARNING MEANS SIGNIFICANT AMOUNTS OF SNOW… SLEET…AND ICE ARE EXPECTED OR OCCURRING. STRONG WINDS ARE ALSO POSSIBLE. THIS WILL MAKE TRAVEL VERY HAZARDOUS OR NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE FRIDAY NIGHT.

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Totally Plagiarized

 I have been totally too busy and experiencing brain fog when it comes to blogging so I will share this email with you…
 
 
This doctor has some unique ideas that I thought you would appreciate.
 

 

   

 
 
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? 
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap. 
 
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? 
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give 100% recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. 
 
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? 
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up! 
 
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? 
A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one, etc. 
 
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? 
A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No Pain…Good! 
 
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? 
A: YOU NOT LISTENING!!! …. Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables be bad for you? 
 
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? 
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach. 
 
Q: Is chocolate bad for me? 
A: You crazy? HELLO … Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!! Cocoa beans best feel-good food around! 
 
Q: Is swimming good for your figure? 
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me. 
 
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? 
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! 
 
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. 
 

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Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to all my VOX neighbors and friends

 

and Happy New Year too!

 

 

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Let it Stop Let it Stop…

I'm kind of bummed, I left 80 some degree weather for this….

 

This picture was stolen from my sister's FB page because I left my camera in Florida (I should have left myself in Florida.)

I will enjoy my family at Christmas but certainly not this weather!  Hey, Mom you were wise to stay in the south!

 

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How NOT to Warm Up Stew

In a microwave..

 

 

 

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Supervising is Tiring

I watched Mr "P" plant two tomato plants, two blueberry plants and one tangerine tree today.  Supervising is hard work, it must be because I'm tired.

 

 

 

 

Mom and I made a Sonshine (no its not misspelled, son as in the Son of God) basket for a lady in our neighborhood whom we have never met but her husband stops by our house while walking his dog and talks to Mr "P" .  Mr "P" was telling me the man's wife is very sick with cancer.  I hope the little gifts and the Bible verses bring her some comfort and some happiness.

 

 

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Reminded

Our Ladies Sunday School class is supposed to put up the Christmas tree in the church hall today.  I'm the youngest lady in our class by at least 10 years.  When I watch some of these ladies I feel like the oldest physically.  I was telling Mr "P" about this, this morning and feeling a little sorry for myself.  I have arthritics in my spine, knees and both feet.  I was thinking if I didn't go some would think I was just being lazy and if I did go I would feel bad for not helping as much as others.  Mr "P" said honey you should go God knows what you can do and that's what matters.  He made me feel better and you know he is right, God's grace is sufficient for me!  Sometimes I just need to be reminded.

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